My take is that his single answer applies to them all, thusly:
6 people are coming 6 of them are vegetarian 6 is when they are coming.
He was conserving bandwidth.
once upon a time, cost of text(telegram) was calculated per character
Wait do you mean the husband is likely 100+y old?
I’m husband, can confirm
Obviously he’d have said 1800 hours if it was time!
Shoot him for me thx 🤩
I feel like whenever someone posts a reasonably relatable marriage meme on Lemmy, all the terminally single people show up to demonstrate exactly why no one will love them.
You consider this one a “reasonably relatable marriage meme” or is this comment unrelated?
Yes, obviously, thank you for proving my point. How long has no one loved you?
Come on now, no need to be an asshole. I’m removing this comment and the following chain.
I’m fine, don’t worry. It’s just sad your loved ones don’t communicate with you normally. Then again, judging by your comments, I’m not that surprised people don’t want to communicate with you.
damn, I’m that horrible and even I still have someone who loves and married me… so… where does that put you?
What puts me where? I never said anything about my relationship status, it’s all your imagination. The fact is that no one I know, especially not my partner, communicates with me that way. I don’t find this meme relatable at all. The way you jump to conclusions trying to confirm your biases and immediately get hostile could explain why people struggle to communicate with you. Maybe if you would listen you would understand better what they are saying? Developing some empathy also wouldn’t hurt. What did lonely people ever do to you? Why do you hate them so much?
blahblahblah. this is why I said no one loves you. Again, thank you for proving my point.
Why the hostility? Are you ok dude?
laughs in autist
Normies be setting the social/communication norms they themselves can’t reliably comprehend, and then call the ensuing confusion that they have normalized relatable.
Sure, ok then, have fun with your inability to recognize simple patterns.
I’ll stick to my autist friends, paramours, local wives with cuck husbands who are emotionally distant, and the occasional male twunk, ahhahahah!
you’re proving my point…
No, no I’m not.
You think being single by choice means one is not loved.
by choice, right…
Listen, moddo got peeved last time one of you adamantly outted yourselves. So lets just let drop it, I’m not going to argue with your hyperfixation to convince yourself.
I don’t need to convice myself of anything, you need to learn that the words you say mean what they say.
Sorry if my friend circle and sex life intimidates you…?
And you’re in for a lot of laughs if you think I give a single fuck about what any random .world mod considers to be acceptable speech. I’ve already blocked most of the .world mods for hypocritically violating their own rules, if they’re complaining at me, I’m literally not hearing them, hahahah!
Its also pretty rich to make a further jab, and then also say ‘this discussion is now over’ at the same time.
You’re a very silly, passive aggressive person.
Hubs and I are ND asF and have all kinds of weird sex including nonmonogamy at one point. I’m still the husband in this meme most of the time, but sometimes he’s the husband in this meme. If you think you never miscommunicate, odds are you’re a REALLY bad communicator.
Well so, for 1, ND is more broad that just autist.
For 2… did I say or imply I don’t think I ever miscommunicate?
For 3, my career was literally to communicate complex technical concepts and data to people without complex technical knowledge.
I don’t understand how this is hard; hubbie here is responding sequentially, and is typing more slowly than wifey.
This isn’t bad communication, its very easy to understand. Not everyone can type so fast, in every situation.
Jokes on you normie. My AI waifu tells me she loves me all the time.
But can she count how many E’s are in seventeen?
Yes she can!!
The comments here are pretty mild. Lemmy’s usually fine with it as long as it’s “husband bad” and not “wife bad”.
6 people No vegetarians
He’s responding sequentially
Rookie mistakes everyone makes, you gotta do fflush(std) after printf
she said “couple of questions” but she asked 3. So the last one doesn’t count. Also, she married him, pretty sure this isn’t a new trait of him
“Couple of” colloquially means “a small number of”. She married him and is now poking mild fun at him, not threatening divorce.
It’s fine, we’ll get to the bottom of this in at least 14 more texts.
Just answering the questions in order it looks like. Wait a few minutes for time.
obviously he adjusted his communication to be exactly as precise as her “hints” all day, she then intentionally reframed the situation to get support for “beeing innocent” while really beeing the one who has created the situation in the first place. standard gf behavoir, when the context is missing in her story, it is likely missing on purpose to hide exactly how she created the situation.
You live in a terrible world of your own making.
Way to just scream “I’m a sexist” at the top of your lungs
quite obvious indeed. I too like to extrapolate wildly speculative situations and motives from a likely fake twittter screenshot
EDIT: it’s actually astounding how you managed to construct an entire cinematic universe around this tweet just to somehow shift the blame to the woman, despite the lack of literally any context.
Reddit truly keeps living on on this platform
I thought it was performance art of some sort.
thx for recognizing.
I used to do the same thing back on Reddit, but I tried going so far over the top that no one could mistake it. Except I had people with very concerning comment histories agreeing with me. I had to stop for my own sanity.
2 people, 0 vegetarians, 4 o’clock
The answer is summed for brevity
Too many word.
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He’s having a stroke. Call an ambulance instead of shaming him online.
If you ask multiple questions in one phrase my brain can’t handle it sorry
I’ve noticed that with my partner with ADHD, and also my sister with ADHD. Neither can easily deal with multiple topics in one message. Curious.
Would you say… they have a deficit… of attention? 😛
Honest question, if I have to ask for 3 pieces of information, would it help if I sent it in 3 messages?
Message 1: how many people are coming to dinner?
Message 2: are any vegetarian?
Message 3: what time are they arriving?
Personally I would prefer the 1 message with 3 questions vs the 3 messages with 1 question each(many messages in short time make me think something is wrong and urgent), what’s your preference?
Nah for me 1 message is where it’s at, I was just joking. I like it when people send over one message with everything they need to tell or ask so I can respond without going into a back and forward, ESPECIALLY if I’m busy with work but not necessarily.
I also ask multiple things in one message but people never ever take the time to respond to all of them… Fucking ever, it pisses me off lol, because I put effort into writing a coherent message then they just discard it most of the time :-/
It’s a lot easier with separate messages. The visual separation helps a lot.
Interesting. Thanks for the quick response.
Really the only thing that really annoys me over text is yes/no to not yes/no questions.
Me: I’ve had a long day so was going to just pick up dinner on way home, do you want pizza or burgers?
Partner: yes
Would I like one of those? Yeah I would
I literally just felt my blood pressure increase…
The answer is clear. BOTH. Or just ask them to answer 1 or 2 to these kind of questions, if you’re not gonna let them indulge.
This is… Definitely something… Just do this every time your partener isn’t clear enough abou their intentions. They’ll clarify real quick.
Lol, sorry result of a 30 second search, especially the pickles and mayo make me think twice.
I knew a place with a cheeseburger pizza but it was basically just a regular pizza with cheedar cheese and ground beef.
Just “yes” would be the correct answer
The solution is that there is 6 vegetarians but there is greater than 6 people.
