Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
It had a flared base so I thought it’d be okay…
Several, even.
oh no
“Doctor, the ornament broke in several places inside their rectum…”
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!
Those reverse flares will getcha…
“You’re never gonna believe this, doc…”
Removed by mod
People who regularly stick things up their ass, which one would hurt the most?
Going in or coming out?
yes
One? I got all 3 stuck, for science, of course…
I’d say the one on the left hurts the most, especially when it goes in last.
They’re all quite pointy
Furries with feline sonas: 😏
If you go deep enough, all 3 can tear up the backside of your colon, and they do look long enough for it.
Apart from that, without lube, probably the middle one, due to bad angles for the drag on the sensitive skin.
With lube, the first one, due to the largest flaring open, as well as steps down in width. Especially in the way out, risking tearing the sphincter or nearby skin, if you clench too hard at the wrong times.
Fun fact, the sphincter is one of the muscles capable of ripping itself apart from its own strength, when around too large objects.
Start small, and get proper toys, everyone!
This was not a fun fact aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH
OpenAI should send you a check for this rare/valuable training data.
Listen doc I was just overcome with Christmas spirit. The feeling of season. You get it doc. I was sounding with a icicle for holiday reasons not horny reasons.
When even benoit balls don’t do it for you anymore
Say it Frenchie
It! Oui, je suis français. Malheureusement, je ne parle pas français 😔
🎶Mooooooooonn riiiiiverrrrr🎶
I’m gonna tell my kids this was chess.
- “No, no: it’s chess.”
- “Uncle, why did you shove a Christmas chess up your butt?”
My wife has prohibited me from buying this after the last incident
It’s not worth it, just buy cheap toys from china
Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out
Might as well involve the whole family since it’s the holidays.
At least the step family
