Mild shock
Make it so
Don’t think even Professor X can make Martial score
Martial with proper work ethic and not sulk at the slightest competition + not made out of glass could have fulfilled his ballon dor clause
I mean, with this many “ifs” you’re looking at a different player
Had a guy a few weekends ago tell me I just need some more composure and better technique. Yes, I too would like me to be better at this game, thanks mate
Having Professor X running things for you doesn’t seem all that fair, now does it
If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.
“Casemiro feeds a through ball to Rashford into the box and–OOO that’s a nasty challenge by Romero who’s attempted a flying Chun Li helicopter kick!”
More likely given the buffoonery of the club you’ll see Onana levitate with the ball while rashford mysteriously runs into defenders again and again but doesn’t try anything else.
Oh wait…
Maybe Prof should focus on the Man u players not doing weird shit.
Mind control them to behave around women
Professor X behaves around women? Hahaha
Apoca-who?
And the players clothes fall off. And then I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.
On the bright side for United, maybe he’ll magically sub himself in to score the CL winning goal (and then Posh Spice’s clothes fall off just for the hell of it)
And I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there’s Rooney and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and…
There’s Klingons in the owner’s room, Jim!
More like Ferengi.
Its united Jim, but not as we know it.
Haha we’ve got professor X on the helm. WE’RE WINNING THE TREBLE BOYS!
THE patrick stewart? the poop from the emoji movie?
Make it so!
Get ready for spontaneously naked women around Old Trafford
“Ive seen everything”
Posh Spice walks in
Hopefully he can get his brother, The Juggernaut to help out in defence
Vinnie Jones might be just the right kind of crazy they need now.
United can also call on Deadpool if they feel the need.
Bloody 'ell
Advertising execs mashing up whatever’s popular at the moment is like putting two separate entrées into an industrial blender and presenting the final product to a critic.
Apoca-who?
He’s seen everything. He’s seen it all.
The multiverse of madness
Make it so!