What exactly is God trying to tell us here?

It’s a sign!

Altar boys must’ve thought that God works in mysterious ways

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I’d be investigating that priest, because Gawd obviously wasn’t pleased with him about something.

Imagine the painting they’d made of him if he became beatified

With events like this I could become converted again

a cross-worshipping person , gets crossed/crucified by a cross. its like the news where a black bear(drop bear) dropped on a hunter killing him.