(I’m a lesbian)
Don’t stop now to tell us about it, go for second base! You’ve got this!
Where did you kiss her?
In the back of a Volkswagon
Real lesbians would have gone for a Subaru
I thought that was a Mallrats reference. Besides, they get the Subaru once they move in together.
Beneath the milky twilight, maybe?
Or down by the broken tree house?
Probably on the lips. Could also be the feet.
Congrats girl!
But did you like it, Katy?
Yeah, but I was the one wearing cherry chapstick
I heard chapstick was a reference to clitoris.
I don’t buy it. Swift has some passion in her lyrics, but she’s about as edgy and nuanced as a river rock.
Katy Perry, actually. And I don’t think she writes her own lyrics.
Oh damn, you right. I wrote that when I was most of the way asleep last night.
Well I hope her boyfriend doesn’t mind it.
Did it feel so wrong? Did it feel so right? Does this mean you’re in love to-night?
It’s only logical to kiss other gals. This lesbian is cheering for you. 🥰
My autistic ass is very affirmed by this comment 🥰
You go girl! And remember:
Linoone
Gengar
Bidoof
Torterra
Quagsire
Incineroar
Absol
Plusie
Lickitung
Gardevoir
Banette
Thievul
ALL of it!?1!1 Save some for the rest of us, comrade!! (/s)
And you liked it, yes?
Boy howdy did I ever 😮💨
That’s nice :)
Fucking finally
She wasn’t a princess, I take it.
goddess, actually! Kissing her turned me into a frog, but what are you going to do 🤷🏻
When a frog swallows food, it pulls its eyes down into the roof of its mouth because they use their eyes to help push the food down its throat. So you got that going for you now! 🐸
was happy for you then found out you’re a lesbian and now i’m really happy for you.
First lady I kissed (which was also the last lady I kissed ) had questionable hygiene and was a smoker so it was an ‘experience’ Ill say that …
congratz though 🤟🏿
Congrats! I’m so happy this was special to you!
Vicarious joy. You forget it exists and you stew in this seething envy of other people’s happiness and then you remember your training. Where have you been all my life, friend? To be happy not in spite of other people’s happiness but because of it? What magic!
Until you forget again.
Wait did you turned into a frog
Yeah, the curse works the opposite way for princesses as it does for princes 😮💨
Good for you, buddy ❤️
