the succession plan is robot Steve jobs

I’m not going to read the article, but I am going to tell everyone Dua Lipa is going to be the new CEO of Apple based on the thumbnail.

Only live to work.

We all know it’s Craig Federighi. Just a matter of when

Please be a “product guy“

There will only be one Tim Apple

Dear Investors: don’t worry. It’s a very detailed plan.

Let’s be honest, the largest stockholders (Vanguard, Blackrock, and Berkshire Hathaway) will choose whomever will generate the largest return for them. When Tim Cook leaves, I promise you that what little of Apple’s core values remain will be sacrificed on the alter of creating more value for shareholders.

I volunteer for the spot. I’ve been practicing my finger tip presses during zoom meetings for it.

Cue the music

Apple bout to drop the tiM2

I’m gonna be really bummed if the new CEO, by coincidence, doesn’t have the name Johnny Appleseed.

It’ll be Jeff Williams, and Tim Cook’s enshittifaction of the product lines will probably continue to get worse with him at the helm.

I hope whoever Apple picks brings back the excitement to the company. Tim’s great, but he’s an ops guy at heart. Every single Apple event is “This is slightly better than the one before it”.

“The successor knows the most vital priority to the company to Apple is the continuation of Watch bands.”