There are 10 decades worth of classic movies. I never understand why so many people limit themselves to whatever is new.

All this thanks to listicles that keep showing up saying you’re old for recognizing people from old shows and media. I laughed at some of Gilda Radner’s performances. Phyllis Diller was really funny (and some of you know she was in a Pixar film). I actually kind of like Carol Burnett’s humor.

I’m in my 20s, why do they think I’d be in my 60s for knowing stuff? I mean, am I old if I saw some footage of Evel Knievel a few times?

I’m so tired.