Istg no matter how educated I am about all the evil shit  does I still find myself yearning for the new shiny thing like drake when he smells a fresh pie on a window sill.

So how do you Deprogram® yourself from this? I literally have a pristine condition never leased iPhone 17 Pro Max that could easily last me a decade, and yet I feel as if I’m just a little left-communist and Alex Karp is jingling keys in front of me

Half shitpost half serious