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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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    This is how I look for the best bits in porn

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      Fast forward half way and see if the woman is still there?

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        I fast forward half way and pray she still isn’t slobbering on some knob at that point and they’ve gotten down to businesses already.

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        Your first guess should always be 500,000.

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            Thanks.

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