Good for her!
I mean that’s cool and all, but not as avant garde as it could be. Why not also release a fleshlight modeled on Lily Allen’s very own clampy mud bucket? Hell, I’d buy that. Y’know, the old turd purse. -You can have that one, btw, on the house- Now that’s courage.
They could sell them individually but everyone knows you have to buy them both to complete the set. Should come with lube that smells like Christmas cookies with just a hint of really boozy vomit.
For travel convenience you can just stuff one into the other and toss the whole kit and kaboodle in the glove box or fanny pack.
You could give one half to your special sweetheart and keep the other. Like heart bracelets.
Still waiting for Hans Neiman to release a line of vibrating anal beads 🙏
Honestly surprised she didn’t do this sooner.
It’s the perfect gift. Because if you don’t like it, you can fuck yourself!
Also, if you do like it too!
Yeah, whether you like it or not you can go fuck yourself.
When Allen released the physical copies of West End Girl earlier this January, she also encoded the album on a limited-edition USB embedded in a polka dot-adorned butt plug (it’s “intended for data storage only”).
You gotta admire the dedication to the kink here, its a bit cheeky too 😉 lol
Looking for a kinky Christmas gift for your terminally online gay friend this year?
How is a buttplug kinky for a gay dude? Isn’t butt stuff quite normal for gay dudes? And how is it kinky at all? Even for hetero people I wouldn’t call that kinky.
Why can’t girls use them?
Girls don’t have butt holes. When trans women take estrogen our butt holes close up
🤣
I think is definitely a sheltered view. I will say though, as a Christmas gift it scales higher on the kinky scale than an ugly sweater. You know, unless that’s your kink ;)
as a Christmas gift it scales higher on the kinky scale than an ugly sweater.
TIL, an ugly sweater up the butt is vanilla in 2026
I mean, one can’t just assume that all gay dudes want butt stuff. I’m willing to bet it’s popular, but everybody got their own thing.
I believe she also wrote a song “You can’t get pregnant if you do it in the bum bum” so this is no surprise.
Lily All-In
It explains a lot, she is a sister to Theon Greyjoy.
I guess she’s gonna smile.
Dear Lily, why are you being this silly?
That’s a vintage reference!
Midway through the album on the song “Pussy Palace,” she enters Harbour’s apartment to find a “Duane Reade bag with the handles tied / Sex toys, butt plugs, lube inside.”
Okay
The only time I’ve been irked enough to make an account to comment directly on the article.
Save you a click: Starting the article with, “Looking for a kinky Christmas gift for your terminally online gay friend this year?” And then quoting Allen with,
“For me, toys can help you to better understand your body and learn what you like,” feels tone deaf and pretty disrespectful. You don’t have to be gay to like anal play, and to start the article with that statement is more likely to make those that are not gay, or maybe even questioning their sexuality feel shame. You could have simply left out “gay” from your sentence altogether and it would have been fine and still a reasonable statement to make, but by having “gay” as part of that sentence implies that if you’re not gay, sexual exploration is not for you- or even that if you do like anal play you must be gay. Please consider your word choices more carefully in the future.I really don’t see a problem unless you equate being gay with being bad or undesirable in some way. Who’s reading an article about butt plugs and only feels shame in their interest when gay people are brought up?
It doesn’t have to be seen as bad for it to be undesirable. I’m straight, but I have plenty of gay friends and hold no ill-will towards any sexuality. I’m not trying to become gay though, so it isn’t desired or, to use another word, it’s undesirable.
I also don’t really have any interest in buying a butt plug, at least for myself. Equating it as being gay makes it sound like it’s something I shouldn’t want, which there’s no reason for that to be true. Even though I don’t want it, there’s no reason I shouldn’t want it.
Why are you surprised. According to lemmy, if you wash your asshole in the shower then you’re gay.
No you’re thinking of “alpha bros” on tik tok or Twitter. They legit believe wiping your ass after you shit is gay since you are technically touching a man’s ass. No they won’t use a bidet either.
Where on Lemmy has anyone ever said that.
Eh, in some someone at some point has said that.
So what, there are dumb folks everywhere
Damn! Not again! I did that this morning. Now I must come clean and do jazz hands at opportune moments.
I think you’re mistaking 4chan or some right-wing only social media site for Lemmy.
It makes no sense how you could have that experience here, a place that’s filled with lgbtq+ people.
Okay. Are they any good? Any reason to buy these instead of amazonian generics? What do they look like? I don’t give two shits about the celebrity name I’ve never heard of before, you wanna advertise at me, tell me about the product.
