It’s genuinely insane that anyone is allowed to put that on a road
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Idk, seems like a fun truck to get off roading with, but probably quite dangerous to drive in a city with… Also basically runs on burning money.
HELL YEAH BROTHER
Ironically a better view over the hood than a new truck. lol
I see dicks are getting smaller these days
Republicans must have the smallest dicks known to man.
I think there was an episode of South Park where they told all the angry men that the average penis size was much smaller than it actually was and then they weren’t assholes anymore
I remember that episode, it was called “T.M.I.”
As far as the idea goes… it’s worth a shot. :D
Batman se bakkie.
dual axles to haul the heaviest of insecurities and crushing debt
Along with hauling around an inverted weenie and underdeveloped cranium.
Lots or rubber to replace. Could bankrupt a fella
Hey, if you don’t have a military-sized budget for badass accoutrements, can you even call yourself an alpha-male?
That thing doesn’t even run on jet fuel. Like, it’s just pleb gas you can buy on the side of the road. If your vehicle isn’t powered by something that needs extra regulations and significantly more insurance, you’re just driving a hybrid.
This thing will fold like a bedsheet if it actually gets into a collision with a car
My guess is it has exactly zero crumple zones, so that monstrosity won’t fold, but the spines of everyone involved will
dont you mean crumple.
Dafuq is that?!
A gender affirming truck for an emasculated insecure manlet.
That thing from Deadpool 2.
A Bad Mobile, for the Bad Driver
The Wallet Annihilator, guaranteed to not pass a gas station on any commute.
I was talking with a colleague once and he told me to type soemthig (can’t remember the name) into google, and that thing came up.
Apparently there is a company, american of course that takes already big toy trucks and turns them into… that.
Their website is full of like post apocalyptic talk. Cuz you know, a giant trucking guzzling gallons of a ressource that will be hard to come by, full of electronics that will stop working after even a tiny EMP hits, will be very useful.
Rezvani Motors?
Just checked them out, those are ridiculous as well. Apparently I was talking about sigh “Apocalypse Manufacturing”
Apocalypse Manufacturing
Oh my God! I don’t know which ones are worst.
Fascists are all about surface aesthetics. That’s why everything’s about “optics” and “narrative” these days. They don’t have a sense of solid reality to any of it. So they see a film like Fury Road and think, ‘yes, cool. I must be like Joe’.
They have no sense that Immortan Joe is a desperate fool who has squandered the humanity of everyone in his orbit. If you try to talk about themes and interpretations, you will be met with scorn. That’s my experience.
But Immortan Joe’s got the peeps (he’s popular)! He must be fetching Valhalla (he must be doing something right)!
The fact that Joe has peeps and you don’t makes him a better warrior than you! /s
They don’t even realize fight club was making fun of them
There is a use for dual tires for towing large trailers but not really like that and the extended cab makes it worse for doing any actual work.
I’ve never seen anything this ridiculous in person, but I’ve seen plenty of dumb trucks. Things like maybe lift kits and low profile tires, wheels kicked out to the side…so setup for off-road but with zero grip, shit turning radius, wobbles on the highway, and also shit for towing.
The one that kills me is $80k trucks in the trailer park. Spend your money how you want, but it seems crazy to have a rapidly depreciating vehicle that’s worth more than your home.
There must me an easier way to prove how big your dick is.
Trailers aren’t cheap either. The park here has unremarkable units, not even new, in the 60-80k range. Almost a decade ago the lot rent fees were already over 500 a month, and they don’t even do any lawn care or snow removal.
they are probably taking huge loans, thats why they are living in trailer parks.
Otherwise known as the way of the influencer.
Debt and pretend coolness
How about the armored trucks for soccer moms ?
“Militarized Luxury”
Wut
That truck can be spotted a mile away, drawing more attention to yourself. There is a reason most armored vehicles are hard to spot. They want to blend in.
Looks kind of awesome. Needs an EV version.
That’s something I would have used for my game idea called “Evil Car”, a car racing game, where you fuel cars with the blood of orphans, and tune them by sacrificing cute puppies and virgins to it.
Never played Carmagheddon?
I played it, but I want to make it even more evil.
In fairness I would have thought this looked cool… When I was 12.
However, it’s almost a certainty that a “regular” truck could out perform this thing in every metric.
Its notoriously difficult to get the dual rear axles to provide a meaningful benefit to traction and even load capacity.
However, there will be a huge hit to economy, weight, acceleration, and handling.
In summary it would be an absolute pig to own.
I drive an old ass S10 and it gets better gas mileage and has a bigger bed than most of the newer bigger trucks coming out these days.
It’s because when you are 12, you still have a baby penis and no testicles, which is exactly the requirement for owning this truck.
These guys are narcissists and don’t age past 12 emotionally.
12
This is the key point. Most behaviour like this pretty much identical to twelve years kids wanting attention. I am going to guess anyone who wants to buy this has not receibed any real affection and attention from their parents.
The Canyonero was ruled unsafe for highway or city driving by the Federal Highway Commission.
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Agreed.
The only plus here is that things like that are becoming cost-prohibitive to drive thanks to the scarcity of fuel and subsequent price gouging, but I can’t imagine the tiny peen syndrome required to make a vehicle like that attractive to a reasonable, grown man.
