“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
“I scraped off the sores”
Her glass eye was sitting on the table
Look, Hans, no ma.
Convenience over quality.
I’m sorry, but you’ll have to get in line for that, too.
If they’re forced on you as a child, you probably won’t like them as an adult.
I feel like I need to qualify that I understand this is where I write the punchline to a joke, and that I am not accientally typing this into a search engine.
Punchline:
spoiler
Sexy kids
Cancer!
Just the two of us.
DIE, HERETIC!
I like that joke!
Northern or southern baptist?
Rectum
Because they have big fingers too.
And thats why cornflakes are better than cheerios.
- overheard in the playground around 30 years ago and remains unexplained to this day. The kid would not repeat the joke for me. It remains the object of largest difference between importance and intrigue in my head.
I’m looking for the man that shot my paw.
Or the punchline may actually be, “oh it was a dog!”
Let Epsilon be so small that Epsilon/2 is already negative.






