• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      Liberal Bus Rider: While we did eventually win over another three people, with a final vote of 5-4, the “drive the bus off the cliff” crowd had a majority of seating districts. Under the Bus Constitution, that means they win.

      Leftist Bus Rider: I’m going to try and grab the wheel and steer the car away from the cliff.

      Liberal Bus Driver: Are you joking? How you going to win the next bus election after a stunt like that?

      Conservative Bus Driver: This is why we’re going over the cliff. We gotta make sure the Lefties can’t take control.

      Liberal Bus Driver: Great point. I’m going to subscribe to your newsletter.

  • freagle@lemmy.ml
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    13 days ago

    LOL, so fucking funny. As though you’re going to accept the outcome of a vote in this scenario.

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    … and three people vote to go off a cliff …

    Okay, but you have to consider that the bus will land on top of a school full of illegal Muslim Communists.

    And isn’t that worth it?

    He look, I just won over another three people.

    Luv Democracy!

  • Grimy@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    Vote please but keep the bus drivers accountable, especially when both want to drive off a cliff.