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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon is an alpha

sh.itjust.works

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Anon is an alpha

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world
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    I’m sorry, we’re only suppose to be posting fake stories here.

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    whoever wrote this post was definitely writemaxxing and postmogging

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      Absolutely realmaxxing all the way

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    Never did I ever think I would see the words “jestermaxxed” and “charismamog” ever in my life. Much less in one sentence.

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    I’m very much OOTL in this topic, are all or these terms real, or is anon intentionally going over the top, inventing fictional terms to parodize incels/PUAs?

    E.g. I of course need no explanation on Rolexmog, but no idea about canthalmog or Gorilla Mind.

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      It’s all “real”, but I’m not sure anybody would ever say it. Canthal tilt is something about your eyes, Gorilla Mind is a supplement of some sort.

      • kautau@lemmy.world
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        lol who the fuck is Derek

        • InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works
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          Probably the dude that told too many people he owned gorillamind

        • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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          Youtuber “MPMD”, previously bodybuilding-focused.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      At this point in history … there’s a high likelihood that it could be parody and humour … or an actual fantasy that a small group of people believe could be true.

    • smeg@feddit.uk
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      Asking the important questions! What does “mog” even mean here?

      • TheOneAndOnly@lemm.ee
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        Seconded! Someone explain me, please?

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          Guessing it’s something like dominating, bullying from the context. But honestly no idea either the whole post is insane

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      do you even canthalmog bro

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        when they renamed HBO again I canthalmax

    • Landmammals@lemmy.world
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      If these things are real, I don’t want to know

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    >17.7 cm

    Nice

    • evidences@lemmy.world
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      They should have gone with 17.5 since 17.7 rounds up.

      • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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        Google says 17.7 inches is two of the funny number

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          Ahhh missed that, it’s .696850 so I didn’t see that and Google rounded up.

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    and I’m even taking Gorilla Mind

    Monke isn’t capable to be so delusional.

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    Sometimes greentexts are good

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    I have no idea what half of that means.

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    > inb4 people not realising it's satire
    

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