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6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 2 days ago

Ah yes, Sharon Osbourne, the world-renowned philanthropist, human rights activist, and all-around class act.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 3 days ago

Lol, “study”.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 7 days ago

I’ll be honest… I couldn’t read the article past this part in the first sentence:

cum survival-horror

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 13 days ago

Conservatives invented censorship.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 14 days ago

You’ll have to tell me how you do that. I always lose insane arguments with myself.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 16 days ago

I want to see more oligarchs on the receiving end of assassination plots

in movies. I really liked Day of the Jackal. More of that, please.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 20 days ago

They’re famous for being famous.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 21 days ago

When in doubt, get hot and screw.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 23 days ago

Forced perspective

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 24 days ago

Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 27 days ago

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 1 month ago

saRsAparilla

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 1 month ago

Confusing checkers and chess is on par with confusing Star Trek and Star Wars.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 1 month ago

I have an extra chromosome. Do you want it?

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 1 month ago

I’ve never had that happen, but I suppose it’s possible.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 1 month ago

In restaurants they keep plates warm under heat lamps. Microwaves don’t actually transfer heat the way heat lamps do. They heat things up by “vibrating” the molecules (it’s more complicated than that, but that’s the idea). Things with less rigid molecular bonds (like liquids) tend to heat faster because the molecules can vibrate more readily. Using the microwave dry can potentially damage things because there isn’t anything to absorb the microwave energy.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 1 month ago

~~like a monster~~

like a boss

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 1 month ago

You’re pert near 10 ply aren’t ya bud?

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 1 month ago

fully backwards compatible

Kinky. I like it.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ · 1 month ago

We have a name for that now.

DOGE?