84 chars:

I affirm in the positive, that I am applying for the thirty-six hour full time role.

58 chars:

Yes, I am applying for the thirty-six hour full time role.

Something like the Look Around You sex change machine

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZVO_JSwyWo

Then where am I supposed to get Pattie Gonia dolls?

I switched and never looked back when they blocked third party clients and the mods started migrating to Lemmy.

Isn’t this from America Yakuza?

And even if they hand out those gay crime permits it’s never a drag queen or trans? What do you then use that permit for, free drinks in the bar?

Incoming threats of tariffs in 3…2…1

And introducing the snickers credit card…

Great! Then I’ll vote to keep you and the leopards in office.

No problem, as long as my salary is increased more than the groceries…

Born trans, is that called ATAB? And do they come out with a Uno reverse card.

Edit: now that I think more about it, yes you are born trans and find out later.

Or cook the stuffing first as Alton Brown says, he also thinks it’s evil.

Only firing thousands, you can do better I dare HP to replace everyone with AI.

I’ll watch the fireworks 🍿

The AI must make up it’s mind is it supposed to be a 1890s yellowed BW photo, or a colored BW photo, or a color photo, because the hulk is greenish?

As I recall color photos were available but not common during WW2, and the BW photos were sharper than an old 1890s camera, and without that yellow tint.

From other memes I know that some go for the Goth look.

Turned mine in long ago, I don’t like beer and sports.

It’s Talkie the Toaster from Red Dwarf!

Don’t know why they mock my little Cheeseweed Jr.

At least LOTR has not been rebooted every 5-10 years like some Marvel/DC movies.

Even if there’s probably someone itching to make a gritty reboot of LOTR.