For the busy Hobbit who takes second breakfast on the go!

Don’t worry, he’ll be gone in a day or two.

The spice data must flow.

That number seems low.

How many pants could underpants pants if underpants could pants pants?

I have a huge backlog of music I’m finally working through. Listened to Big Country then started on some Buffalo Tom.

Further down the list I have some Concrete Blonde, Television, Toy Matinee, The Outfield, and tons more.

"Due to not having water we can’t sell any Soda Drinks

Sorry MGT"

Thanks! I changed my video switcher from cut to wipe.

Zero tolerance strikes again…

Secret lairs will continue until morale improves.

If I’m walking around a park, I may wear earphones. If I’m walking on sidewalks around the city, I’m way too paranoid. I like to be able to hear my surroundings. Case in point, I was crossing a street at a crosswalk with the walk signal active when I was nearly hit by a car; the driver was clearly distracted and ran the red light. The only reason I wasn’t hit was because I heard the car coming and I stopped in the middle of the crosswalk to avoid getting hit. If I had kept going at my pace, I for sure would have been hit.

Insert Richard Cheese’s sad cover of the Friends theme song (including sad clapping!)

Agree, hard to run with no legs in a vacuum.

That’s what I do, I know things and I drink.

R.E.M. does a cover of Leonard Cohen’s First We Take Manhattan that I recently discovered.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3:00 AM!

…I just got a Framework laptop a month or two ago, dag nabbit straight to fucking heck.

I’m not an expert and I say it’s dangerous.

Because he’s secretly gay. A straightjacket would be ineffective.

Presumably while wearing a wife beater A-shirt with a gun within reach. Ye olde Murikan way…