I dunno but I want it that way

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Because it’s everywhere and I’m tired of people trying to make me try it.

I never claimed anything of the sort.

I stated that the fossil fuel companies are breathtakingly rich and willing to share that wealth with politicians in return for policy decisions that favour fossil fuel companies.

You stated that I was completely wrong.

You now appear to be shifting the goalposts as if you claimed I am merely missing the point as opposed to being completely wrong, so I’m done here. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. :)

It’s positively unbearable

Woof?

I’ll never tell the story about the bodies rotting in the old trolley shed behind the Inpost lockers. It happened not too long after I started working for Morrisons, I think it was my fourth or fifth closing shift. Three people burst in just after we closed and tried to rob our store. They had guns but they were no match for us.

Our head of security lamped one of them with a tin of ravioli, tins were bigger in those days. Our head of sales got the other one with an old dot matrix receipt printer. The third one tried to turn tail and run, but our door staff was there, and bored them to death with incessant questions about the weather. It took half a dozen of us to drag the bodies into the trolley shed. We padlocked it, dusted off our hands, and went home.

Of course we then needed somewhere to put the trolleys so we took a couple of old bike frames that’d been dumped outside the store one inexplicable evening, welded them in place as trolley rails just outside the café, and called it good. The punters arrived the next day none the wiser, we’d just relocated the trolleys. Nobody ever questioned the old shed. We stuck a postal locker in front of it and called it good.

The reason I’ll never tell that story is I just made it up and it isn’t true.

I have a messenger bag!

It’s a tote bag with the MSN logo on it.

I mean, I kinda like both? Supermarkets for resiliency and the benefits of scale. Markets for the kind of stuff you probably wouldn’t find in a supermarket and the benefits of a broader marketplace.

Yet another doomscroll

Unfortunately it’s impossible to use Windows and ignore Microsoft’s shenanigans because the two are intertwined.

I was a very happy Windows 11 user. I genuinely liked Windows 11. Right up until they announced Recall, and Copilot, and that you weren’t going to be able to turn them off. I saw the way the wind was blowing and couldn’t flee fast enough.

Now I’m a very happy Kubuntu user. :)

Completely wrong? Let me test my understanding. You’re claiming that fossil fuel companies are not breathtakingly rich and willing to share that wealth with politicians in return for policy decisions that favour fossil fuel companies?

Filthy ones.

They didn’t even let me keep the change.

Fire Man.

Just raze it and start over.

obligatory /j for legal reasons

One of the best pieces of advice I got when I was starting comedy is: never ever punch down, not even once, because that’ll become all you’ll ever be known for. Always, always, always punch up.

I feel the same advice applies to a lot of speech tbh.

Only insofar as instance mods are already “centralised control of the Fediverse”.

Because the fossil fuel companies are breathtakingly rich and willing to share that wealth with politicians in return for policy decisions that favour fossil fuel companies.

See also “lobbying”, “bribery”, and “corruption”.

Heroic is what I use, but in the interest of adding alternatives, another GUI way to do this is to use Bottles. Create a bottle for the game, and in that bottle click Run Executable, then run the base game installer, then repeat for each DLC. It’ll even give you a shortcut.

Being an extremely good girl 😈

GOG*