This time for sure, I’ll throw away every bow I get, just blade and magic this time! Oh wow, you can conjure a sword that does way more damage than the swords I have access to. Let’s see what else I can conj- and I’m a stealth archer with a bound bow, damnit…

I’ll do the same for Icelandic “Allir kúkutímar eru pissutímar en ekki allir pissutímar eru kúkutímar”

If I was a predator looking for prey and saw that, I’d think twice.

I have some spices in my cabinet

I value my privacy

Feeding the immigrants didn’t work out to well for them…

Thank you, I almost found myself agreeing with Tucker Carlson

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I feel like he wouldn’t like a jacked up muscle mommy on steroids tho

Genuinely thought it just meant killing a woman and was confused

How the fuck would you function without an inner monologue AND aphantasia…

I play DND with a “theatre of the mind” battle system (no map or miniatures, we just remember where we are) with a a dude who’s a 5 and I have no idea how he does it.

I have a door to my kitchen which is closed when I’m not home

Who could have possibly foreseen this?

45 years here. It’s loud as fuck but it still keeps things cool.

I’ll remember this advice

No like, actually fuck them. Have sex with them.

No worries, it was benign and I had a gamma knife operation, but it’s in a place where it can’t be surgically removed without doing damage so it’s just there.

Yeah, turned out to be a brain tumour

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a white russian or an iced latte. Either way I want it.