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Oh, fuck your profile pic so fucking hard, you bastard.
For the more reasonable part of my comment: I think that basing the article around the privacy dots is either meant to scare-bait, or reduce complacency in iOS users who say that “I know my phone is safe because it tells me when it’s recording me.”
Did you know that doctor-germs are actually healthier than normal people’s germs, and that hand-washing is all a scam by Big Soap. When I’m feeling sick, I just cut a small incision in me with a box cutter and have a doctor shove their finger inside.
So, leave your coworker alone! He’s an expert in his field, and those aluminum and mercury particles are the healthy kind! Let him get back to spitting bread, tuna, aluminum-coated mucus, and epithets at his coworkers. Stop forcing him to intentionally misconstrue your cautions into personal insults against him!
Btw, this is the same reason that the exhaust from those giant coal-rolling vanity trucks is actually HEALTHY exhaust. And why I recommend that those drivers cup their hands around the tailpipe and gulp as much of their expertly-crafted emissions as possible!
Note: if you look really closely, you might find the part where I used sarcasm.
They both read a book and got tuberculosis
It’s possible. It’s also possible that he just couldn’t afford to be in the Trump/Epstein files. Maybe his more affordable version of torturing children and animals is abandoning his dog during a freeze to fly to Cancun and then loudly blaming his children?
Rage and the Machine
My wife got us on YNAB, and we were able to pay off her student loans within a few years. We are only able to eat and afford clothes because of her immense efforts with YNAB.
Although, the insane prices are indeed becoming unbearable. I’m also getting more concerned about privacy and their priorities as a company. I’d love to switch to Actual Budget, but there are just a few features on which my wife completely relies which don’t exist in AB.
If can to might done probably
Where you’re always one leak away from being horrifically oxidized or slurped through an engine.
I was more of a Return to Zork kid. I’d work my way up to each character, and then kill that character to see their death scene. Then I’d start over and work my way to the next. I got all the way to the vulture at the cave, and stopped playing because I was told there were no more people to murder after that.
Even here in Texas, I’ve learned that “let’s correct this behavior” can be shown as evidence that you received threats of a personal improvement plan
I hate to be so American, but what is that in 3 month-old elephant seal pups?
Here’s to my love.
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Now.
*gasps*
POISON!
They hate, not discriminate
I know y’all’re gonna hate me for this, but y’all’ve’nt told me y’alls stance on contractions
This bar-less chainsaw is entirely too dangerous, doesn’t address any existing needs, and the so-called inventors lied about how many people have gotten hurt by it!
So you’re going to either have them install a bar, which is a time-proven solution, or you’re going to force them to stop selling it, right??
Oh, no. No. No, no, no, no… God no. We’re gonna create a database that lets us predict if you’re going to have an abortion by connecting your fitness data to which ads you look at the longest and cross-referencing your driving habits.
I’m annoying as fuck and people still love Richard Simmons.
Oh, fuck me, Cap’n! Don’t put me in the god damned Boo Box again! The last man went in, you forgot he was in there and he shit himself and died! No one’s cleaned it out yet. Even if I weren’t going into a box filled with shit and dead-person, I’m scared as fuck that you’re gon’ forget me in there too, and I’ll be added to your collection of shit-coated-cadavers. Why do you even have this collection??? I know there’s only 3, but that’s a really high number when dealing with cadavers, especially ones covered in shit! Please, Cap’n! I’ll do anything! You can do, literally, anything to me except that! To that I say, “NOT THE BOO BOX!”
- Glenn Close- Hook: The Director’s Cut
I don’t remember. You’ll have to ask her yourself.