FUCK YOU, I’M TELLING!!!

Also, that’s fucking hilarious. I was so upset that your joke was infinitely better than anything I could have crafted.

How to order a hamburger that’s mostly spit

Funny since he’s one of them

RIP your shirt

I don’t know how the fucker keeps winning, I’ve never met anyone who admitted to voting for him.

I downloaded a car and now cars don’t exist anymore. I’m sorry.

Fuck you, you’re old! I’m still… *counts on fingers sobbing*

3M: They’re onto us!

As an American feeling like I’m drowning in malignant insanity and stupidity, I know which 5 countries I’m avoiding.

Hey! I’m one of those!

Beautiful

That’s hilarious, if true. Some truly top-tier shit-posting/troll humor came from those accounts.

Japan just happened to punch the wrong bystander in the eye during their last bar brawl. Then, we started shooting everyone associated with Japan. It just happened that we were shooting the countries that were more in the wrong.

All of the people we accidentally protected assumed we were on their side and didn’t realize that we REALLY like shooting things. So much so that we’re willing to give guns away just to have an excuse to start shooting again. But by the time countries realized that we have really strange opinions on religion, the value in starvation and disease, and assigning humanity based on colors, they’d already given us the guest key.

We have no friends, countries are either in our sights or not.

No it’s isn’t, he’s not getting punched in the face by Val Kilmer

Lived here nearly 40 years. No they won’t

This looks like one of those famous @[email protected] posts

Yeah, I’m reading a comment from one of them right now. Hahaha, got em!

Oh no, in reading my own comment and now I’m God’s mistake toooooooooooooo^{oooooooooooo!!!}

Trump’s gone woke, he’s making deals with socialists! Quick, cancel his DEI funding!

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