I think of this Onion article every time I come back from vacation

https://theonion.com/man-returns-to-work-after-vacation-with-fresh-reenergi-1819574342/

Seeing her out of her slip is kind of weird. She was accompanied on either side by tug boats, like an elderly person escorted by nurses or family members fearful they may fall over.

Where do you think Switzerland is?

It’s a tripping hazard

They’re against decriminalizing it

They act that way, because they know that their voters will still reelect them.

Have they tried covering them in garlic?

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How noncredible of you

When I applied for a driver’s license in Texas, they had a list of things that I could choose to pay extra for, one of which was donating money towards testing rape kits. It still infuriates that they tried to pass that off of random people.