Free space should be ‘Funding.’ I have never heard an academic institution, public or private, claim anything but a lack of funding.

Maybe another hand-egg pitch will fix all the funding issues.

Can I get some vintage radium, plutonium, graphite, boron, and a 50’s energy research grant?

So, a pacemaker perhaps?

Prisoner exchange? That is where we are now.

Without due process, we have no way to know for sure if they are ‘illegal aliens’ or just citizens with the wrong [fill in the blank].

I’m beginning to doubt they even arrested and imprisoned the right guy.

Hooters goes tits-up.

Even still, the ‘flag’ could be enough damning evidence for some people to take action. We’re in the cultural ‘guilty until proven innocent’ territory, where a mere accusation ruins lives.

FAA, I have a number for you to call. Advise when ready to copy.

Campaigning is the only way he knows how to get funding without massive oversight. His ego also wants him on stage, at rallies. The problem is most rallies right now are against him, so he needs to get back on the campaign trail.

Anti-intellectual thought police.

You can go to any bakery and order a cake, take it home, and eat it by yourself. Same energy.

Measuring cup from Walmart. Packaging said dishwasher safe. It was not.

Better Homes Food chopper that couldn’t be disassembled to clean it. Potato chunks got pulled up into the housing by the blades and just rotted there with no way to access it. The exact same model is still sold in stores.

Can the E-4 Mafia correct this problem?

One of these is wage theft. Don’t enable that shit.

I will never be such a big fuck up that I have to beg the president of the United States to endorse my product and company as a PR move.

Smack back with a slander charge. Tie her up in court for a bit.

What are the mercury levels in the fish they intend to use?

If true information is considered harmful, the first question should be ‘harmful to whom?’ This needs to be very specific.

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