OMG you made me audibly giggle

Yeah yeah I know, Lemmy is also full of all the logical, free-thinking, outspoken people who reddit wanted to silence.

Most people are here because we were perma-banned from reddit. So basically all the worst people from Reddit come here 😄

Cartoonist had to be OSHA compliant.

Penis cannot stay erect in this environment. Please send help.

I’ve never personally seen him IRL.

Isn’t it perfectly normal to wear a tattered blue napkin as a skirt, as long as you’re wearing thigh-high socks?

Damn, we’ve got his name, his crime, and current location, and reporting him to the law will do nothing??

As an American with no social skills whatsoever, I get confused & annoyed when people offer me a beverage when I arrive at their house. Like why do they think I’m suddenly thirsty?

I see the problem here. Eggplants need water to survive. He’s clearly having a total breakdown due to his poor nutritional choices. Drink water.

I’ve heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells to hasten his demise.

I know someone who earns six figures who can’t spell, doesn’t know that he’s Caucasian, doesn’t know the difference between Chinese and Japanese people, thinks it’s a fine idea to sit in a swimming pool during a lightning storm, and once wrote a $1000 check to himself, thinking the bank would honor it and he’d suddenly have an extra $1000 in the bank.

DammmmDmmmmy

information about an individual is only released 100 years after their birth or 10 years after their death. This data is not available online and it must be requested in writing.

I scoured through the article and not sure if they sourced any address we can request this in writing.

What I enjoy about being a woman is 2026 is I am free to come & go as I please, have my own bank accounts & credit cards, responsible & accountable for my own self & my own money & I don’t have to answer to anyone,

but it sucks that I don’t have any other option.

I can’t just sit at home and have someone take care of me for the rest of my life. Because deep deep down, no matter what gender you are, you gotta admit, wouldn’t it be nice to have someone take care of you while all you have to do is sit around being sexy all day? 😜

The government needs to waste as much as possible every fiscal year, to ensure their budget each successive fiscal year continues to provide an overabundance of funds.

I like the businesses that ask you for your email address and they send you a code and then you put that code into their box and they do a new one every time like that, so there’s never a password required.

I’m 50% German, my grandpa’s parents left Germany and settled in Western USA during the Hitler debacle. I don’t know any more than that, but I’d like to think they left Germany because they were opposed to the tyranny they saw unfolding.

That brings it together nicely, still gotta explain his dislocated shoulder.