Maybe they should design some easily identifiable uniform so people would know who they are on sight. I wonder if Hugo Boss is available.

Aw, man. I didn’t know I could order my martini spun.

Did this article completely change? It’s expressing pretty much the opposite sentiment to the crosspost on this exact same community but both link to the same page.

Stop hitting yourself, says the bully.

Why would you prolong the war by doing something stupid like defending yourself?

Android with secret protocols that intends to betray the crew

It took me until this post to register why I’m seeing so many weed posts today. Damn you Americans with your nonsensical date format and legalization.

I think they would be conflicted as he was also a Jew from Israel.

I’ve now tagged you as “insane misogynist” for the sake of balance.

He had to do the right thing and marry it after impregnating its whole home.

But if he sends a citizen we will totally do something about it then, right?

Probably best not visit the UK or large portions of Europe in that case.

Hey look, it’s that lil round guy from the memes.

Got it, sarcasm isn’t allowed anymore, that’s offensive. Repeatedly calling someone an asshole however, is top notch behaviour.

I heard only pedos don’t get in the submarine.

Is this satire?

I don’t know. How could anyone possibly tell?

That said you could always be a sarcastic asshole

That’s kind of my whole deal.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If you mashed the sausage into a loaf shape and covered it in ketchup it would literally be an American meal.

People in here loving poutine, but you swap cheese chunks in your gravy for a vegetable and it’s suddenly disgusting? The North American palate is weird.