Hell, just the word Daddy is an instant mood killer for me.

And don’t forget to have a gesture as well! Sometimes tapping out is easier than speaking, especially in some bdsm predicaments.

Extremely athletic poses are great for showing off but not for getting off.

Haha, I actually love that dynamic though. (Quality time learning skills together is super sexy!) Eventually you don’t need the tutorials any more, of course, and the flow gets better.

Can’t have anything lewd on this porn site, now can we?

Self defense

Strip NERF War is in the top 10 best strip games.

There are LOTS of girls who especially want a submissive man. If you’re really into that, you might consider a dating site or group that specializes in kink.

I know it sounds scary but kink groups are really super friendly in my experience. (I do shibari, but it applies to other kinks as well.) Most of the people there are just excited to meet someone else that’s into the same stuff as them.

There are 8 BILLION people in the world. Even the most niche ideas have hundreds or even thousands of people who desperately need it.

Excited that season 2 is coming this year

Be the one holding the whip and nobody will wonder.

As you age that range can expand without being creepy. Someone 70 years old might find it very difficult to stick within a 2 year range.

The “half your age plus seven” rule might be a bit more universal.

While taking a shower, read the ingredients of a shampoo bottle… seductively.

I’ve heard that diet strongly affects semen flavor.

I think it’s strange that it’s called a breeding kink, or a creampie kink. Like, that’s just how sex is supposed to work? It’s everybody else who are weird.

A girl once complimented me on my “magic therapy dick” so I guess the ability to fuck the depression out of someone?

Mass spectrometry is an analytical tool useful for measuring the mass-to-charge ratio of one or more molecules present in a sample.

Different definition of mass though.

I know she’s down bad when she sends me a gcode file.

Your situation sounds a lot like mine - been together for 13 years, but we’re both introverted and have found that dating apps aren’t actually all that effective. This means we’re essentially monogamous despite the desire to expand our relationships.

As far as including people “fairly” is concerned, it’s important to remember that one of the best parts of polyamory is that any one person does not have to be your “soulmate”. They may have their own reasons for joining such an arrangement (maybe they don’t WANT the pressure of being a primary!)

There are 8 billion people in the world. Surely there’s somebody out there that fits the description you’re looking for… It’s simply a matter of finding them. Forums like this are probably a good place to start… I’ve been meaning to post here to see if there are any people in a similar situation and apparently there are!

It’s because they can’t control it in order to adjust the economy.