Not Bronze Age, late Neolithic age.

And then they killed 95% of men.

1. Programmers invent AI
2. Executives use AI to replace programmers
3. Executives rehire programmers for thousands of dollars an hour to fix AI mistakes.

You know what? I’m just gonna play video games even harder

This gif should be used in physics classes

Your compensation is a giant storage system

Actually he liked treble hooks for bass fishing

Back in the 90s my friend and I would play Descent against each other via modem. I had a 100Mhz processor, he had a 66Mhz processor. If I came in blasting with a rapid fire weapon his machine couldn’t render fast enough and he’d get blown up.

I have a family friend who grew up near a creek. He loved bass fishing, so when he heard that invasive carp were eating bass eggs he took that personally.

He’d go out night after night bow hunting carp. He’d kill them and throw them on the bank for animals to eat. Dozens of these huge fish every night for years.

Eventually he cleaned out several miles of the creek by his house, and it’s some of the best bass fishing in the area.

tl;dr - He got a degree in fisheries.

The version I went to didn’t have nearly enough spiced rum. I guess I didn’t get my order in late/early enough

They’ve always/never had a problem with retro-updating internal documentation.

Yeah they don’t really prepare you for this in training

my boyfriend and I, who were both big fans of public transportation, ended up buying a car because we literally had no other choice.

As a car guy, this breaks my heart. Because you probably bought something reasonable and practical and egg-shaped.

Nothing that stirs your passions. Nothing you look back on in the parking lot and think “I can’t believe that’s my car.”

As someone who thinks cars can be an art form, forcing people who don’t want cars to buy cars dilutes that art. Like making amazing designers make ads for bottled water or something.

Cars should be like horses are now: Beautiful and running in a field. Cared for as cherished pets. Not resigned to bumper-to-bumper traffic, waiting for someone who hates driving to attempt to merge with a “Please let me merge before I cry” bumper sticker, herding the semi who’s just trying to do their job and not kill someone who should not be driving.

All of human history has been us solving problems only to create newer, bigger, more complicated problems.

Futures markets, which are a way for traders to move stocks when the major exchanges are closed

When are we going to call this the gambling addiction it is?

And what’s the end goal? What’s their plan for when those old people die in a fiery crash while driving Doordash? Nobody’s having kids anymore and immigration ain’t happening so who’s gonna take those jobs?

The only one of those you should hate is the government.

I’m gonna have to show my fiance like nine different episodes of Star Trek for her to get this meme

I’m totally not a time traveler.

Joke’s on you, I haven’t bought new clothes since 2020

You’re what makes the fediverse great