Is now fixed - thank you to the admins.

How Pollyanna of you, especially coming from the species that invented megachurches, “Reality” TV, and the CIA.

Well, in your defense, you all do make intriguing test subjects when properly sedated.

Says the guy who questions my reality… hypocrisy, thy name is Sanctus.

It’s only strange if you’re human.

It’s not that anyone is scared of you guys. It’s just that most of you are assholes, and no one wants to hang out with you.

Mainly because no one wants to talk to you. Humans tend to get homicidal when introduced to exotic species.

Thanks for the compliment - a lot of our team’s hard work went into the subliminal conditioning broadcasts, and it’s good to have confirmation that they’re working as intended.

Your hate has been received and analyzed. Thank you for your contribution. Analysis has indicated that, if you can endure 50 seconds of birdsong as an introduction, you may prefer the original version, recorded by representatives of the planet Klaatu.

@[email protected] Thank you for the kind words, human. In appreciation of your fine Fediverse etiquette, your name has been removed from our list of potential test subjects. Have a nice day.

Lol - I’m still listening through - started when I posted. When I saw your comment I was like “woah, bro can time-warp”. I have no chance at id’ing the originals, but this is one of the smoothest mixes I’ve heard - surpasses a lot of the other variants out there.