100%

Or dog food

Not yet.

Starlinks need active boosting to stay in orbit. Debris would self-deorbit in a few months.

Pond water

Cats don’t buy the food.

I read Clash with The Police and thought oh shit did I time travel again?

Foreign spy bad?

Its funny to say you discovered 180,000 of something big that wanders around slowly in the open.

Kinda sounds like neurotypical is a fallacy

Mostly plastic fibers. They almost never break down.

And they accepted payment from a stack of mysterious fake looking cards.

Is citric acid free? How much before you could have bought a tumble dryer?

So the earth can be dark and smokey, until the satelite shade corp goes babkrupt, then we all fry. Sounds fun.

The older game is somehow more dystopian

Local walmart assigns the most pathetic people to the receipt checker job. Its always either the frail old lady or the 3ft tall guy.

I often use Turd Fergusson

“guys” now means “all yall”

Pugs, teacup whatevers, etc. Insults to mother nature.

Maybe when they turned off GPT 4o.