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I’ve never stopped being amused that every infallible religion always comes with patch notes.

“Aww, boo boo, you didn’t get it right the first time? Aww, are you stupid? Aww…”

If the people who need to see this could read they’d be very upset!

The lube tasted good but the handjob was kinda weird.

Probably won’t be a millionaire but you can still be lots of things.

When I was a kid, restaurants still smelled like tobacco.

Didn’t really stop until early 2000’s

I tried that in a group of people the other day. I got a resounding “Nah, I’m good”

What do you do when everyone is happy to die? Because right now my plan is “try my damned best to make sure these dipshits don’t take me down with them”