It’s bread and circuses.

Always has been.

Are you saying don’t poke the bear?

Anon is a squirrel

Except for the driving part but it’s all relative

That’s the way you do it

The really frightening part is that she really is out there somewhere and almost nobody knows where and she could show up at any time. Then out of nowhere…GOOP right on your face.

#Gwinning

Late to the party. We already did all the good drugs.

Less traveled hole makes my wife a dolphin…

Eheh eheh eheh

Or just a paralysis demon

There’s are dozens of us

Yeah but he’s saying he can’t get paid to get laid. Who hires an ugly prostitute?

People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.

Yeah until one of those airgulls comes and swipes it.

No that’s where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock

Bullshit. I just moved from Oklahoma to California to escape the hell hole that is that backwards ass state and I’m not reincorporating.

Slay because my 10 year uses it for everything. Slayalicious, slaytastic, slayme…

Nag. Just sounds harsh

Bungalow. Should be obvious.

People who shorten food names aren’t doing English any favors…

'za (Pizza), taters, sgetti, nanners, gnosh (im hungry I need some gnosh gnosh)

That’s what I’m saying. I quit smoking a couple years ago and now when I do I can’t even find weed weak enough to not totally fuck me up.

Easily the best feature. I used it on everyone including family, friends, coworkers, robots whatever

You’re going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren’t you?

You could just raise your arm and let it loose…

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