

Are you saying don’t poke the bear?
Are you saying don’t poke the bear?
Anon is a squirrel
Except for the driving part but it’s all relative
The really frightening part is that she really is out there somewhere and almost nobody knows where and she could show up at any time. Then out of nowhere…GOOP right on your face.
#Gwinning
Late to the party. We already did all the good drugs.
Less traveled hole makes my wife a dolphin…
Eheh eheh eheh
Or just a paralysis demon
There’s are dozens of us
Yeah but he’s saying he can’t get paid to get laid. Who hires an ugly prostitute?
People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.
Yeah until one of those airgulls comes and swipes it.
No that’s where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock
Bullshit. I just moved from Oklahoma to California to escape the hell hole that is that backwards ass state and I’m not reincorporating.
Slay because my 10 year uses it for everything. Slayalicious, slaytastic, slayme…
Nag. Just sounds harsh
Bungalow. Should be obvious.
People who shorten food names aren’t doing English any favors…
'za (Pizza), taters, sgetti, nanners, gnosh (im hungry I need some gnosh gnosh)
That’s what I’m saying. I quit smoking a couple years ago and now when I do I can’t even find weed weak enough to not totally fuck me up.
Easily the best feature. I used it on everyone including family, friends, coworkers, robots whatever
You’re going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren’t you?
You could just raise your arm and let it loose…
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It’s bread and circuses.
Always has been.