Please tell me there are ones for the Quran and the Bhagavad Gita

Reminds me of the The Lamp Story from ptooey Reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oc7rc/comment/c3g4ot3/?context=3

It’s a short sketch but absolutely hilarious.

It’s not so much the amount as the quality.

I’m going to call the soon to be obvious ‘gunman shot by police/himself or hung himself with his hands tied behind his back’. Nothing more to see here.

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