Sorry to hear that. I hope you get the surgery you need.

It’s true.

fuck

Postal 2

about tree fiddy

• Take the money
• Travel the world
• Fake my death so you can’t ask for the money back
• Change my name to something Russian sounding
• Find goth latina partner
• Run away together
• Start a new life in a country where no one speaks English
• Teach goth latina how to torrent and use Linux
• Mary goth latina
• Grow old and die for real

This plan will work, right?

Clearly y’all haven’t worked retail at a convenience store. Monster appeals most to people who work long hours at shitty jobs. I’ll regurally sell 4 cans to a single customer with the saddest look on their face.

Ah, I see. Thank you to my friend across the pond.

sectioned?

Rollaids

Aren’t most cheap shoes vegan? It didn’t occur to me this is something I have to watch out form

Seriously fuck you

But I do

Why are ukulele’s popular with the youth?

I loved that song as a teenager and had no Idea what it was about lol. Weird Al’s parody of it is really good too.

Cutie pie

Older games are hit or miss. If we’re talking Steam games prototondb.com is the single best resource. If we’re talking GOG or games installed from CD-ROM or something it may be a bit harder to get working perfectly. Often GOG’s remasters will work great minus controller support. I still can’t get LEGO Island working :( Feel free to DM if you have questions. I’ll try to help best I can.

Have you tried reinstalling Windows? Probably a dumb question.

It’s one thing to say Fuck the US. It’s another to say fuck Americans.