I think we see a reform manifesto pledge to ‘bring back good, honest turkey twizzlers’ to school canteens 🙃

All woke and no play makes Jack a dull boy

I like how Hawkeye has now been relegated to making line calls at international tennis tournaments

O’Biden? First the Irish claim Obama, now Biden 😄

My link is blue.

Great way to start!

I just bought the OST having previously owned it on cassette in the '90s. I had no idea it was getting a re-release.

The proper way for government to ‘urge’ businesses is by passing legislation and then prosecuting companies that fail to meet that legislation. Sounds like these MPs don’t want to prosecute big businesses for failing to meet the standards set out in law.

One person’s ‘shocking’ is another person’s ‘uplifting’

About £5.50

Save you a click: Assassin’s Creed Origins

In tonight’s headlines, man with red front door paints it blue. Contents behind front door remain unchanged. More at 6.

Time to go all Wilford Brimley on his ass.

All I can see is a LEGO interpretation of half of a dubiously designed promotional popcorn bucket 🤔

‘One’

The Amiga mouse was quite Cybertrucky in form, but pretty functional overall.

I think we’re gonna need a bit more neck on the guy on the right 🤔

Stone cold classic.

Confused as to whether that is an instruction to this community or to Picard