I don’t like my coffee THAT strong!

Trying to survive on nothing but coffee is my kink.

I answer with this a lot on Lemmy but House of Leaves. That fucking book. Everyone should read it once. If you read it multiple times you are a crazy person, and if you are not: trying to understand it will MAKE you a crazy person.

Sounds like a spell in the Italian dub of Harry Potter.

Dunno never used it, but for the purposes of comedy I decided to correlate it with pesto. I’m not a sane man.

Hey a cake is a cake, looks delicious! And I legit think 90% of fancy baking is getting good at icing and decoration, which I’m not, heh.

You mean I could have a robot mop my kitchen in the nude?!

So that’s what the kids are calling it these days.

There’s a those who forget history related masturbation joke in here somewhere, I know it…

Found the Italian.

Well the problem is that pesto, much like edible lube, has a short shelf life.

Hey, this one is too wholesome. These are supposed to make you feel like shit no matter what your virtues are, I protest!

Well it IS verbal wildfire.

I do like the joke of being able to do cross generational references with “68 ± 1”.

So many things. The one that gets used the most is a laundry basket which still has the old orange “Spags” price sticker on it. I miss Spags…

That’s so stupid. Why cook a broom when you could cook a mop?

I also picture myself getting assfucked by my sexbot while roleplaying as John Connor.

It’s not arguing, it’s explaining to them why they’re wrong. It’s a public service, really.

They’re not meaningless. You get badges. BADGES!

Is there a mod that makes Fallout 4 half as good as New Vegas?