The kids wouldn’t have so much free time if you’d just put them to work

Sharktober is coming

Bought two shrimp from the grocery store the other day for 59¢

Tremors: The Series

Didn’t hwat?

Baa Ram Ewe

Hands aren’t toys! (At least in my household)

Why would they name it that?

I bet he’s got an oxygen tank and some floating bones in the bottom of that thing just in case of unruly customers

The syrup replenishes what you lose through diarrhea as you push to the top of the mountain

The U.S. does too, in run down bars across rural towns

The image in my head:

Edit: My bad, read that as “my penis”

Creepy

50 First Prompts

Maybe these plants live in Japan