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If I Vaccinate my phone, will it be safe to smooch it?

There is no success without copy and without imitation…

It doesn’t exist!..

Thank you

The drive is fishlog from interlude

Mostly old people and homeless people
And sheep!

I have a group of people interested in this device for accessibility reasons— we would love to hear your experience with it, Rosco.

What are the lines between accessibility and excess?

Inappropriate.

Thank you for consuming my content!
If only we had a connoisseur!

Thank you for consuming my content!
It could be!

Thank you for consuming my content!
They’re just farther away from the camera!

TIL! Thank you for engaging with my dæmon content!

Thank you for consuming my neck tie content!
Don’t choke!

Thank you for creating not reading the manual content!

Opening this NFT drained my puffyCoin balance!

I think this

is one of the guys who hacked me

This alone would bring about the year of 9

Due to Steam’s tos updates a few months ago, isn’t take-two opening itself up to a massive lawsuit?

Thanks for engaging with my content!!!

Pretty sure it’s just AI slop