No infections she’s always been this way. Born2stink

Uhhn yeah I’m about to reach orbit, keep sucking unnnggn

No. I will not. What a rude proposition

This is what it feels like when my cat cuddles on me (she fucking reeks horribly, total stink)

My nephew ate a big bag of red 3 candy once and he started hulking tf out, except he was red instead of green and he threw the coffee table through the sliding glass door

Saying this hurts your argument dude like what kinda freak says that shit?

Death stranding was straight up the worst game I’ve ever played. kojima is a hack

Average early access dev

Fuck! That drone was just some chump? I’m telling the boys we got the block back!!

Lmaooo these dingos think Kim jong un will holler at them if they suck his e-weiner enough

Wanted to play halo but I had uninstalled it to make space so I played prodeus instead. Close enough

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Hey Siri, please generate 900 pages of gollum porn

I was a super weird, isolated and badly socialized abused kid with nearly unlimited internet access from a way-too-young-age and looking back I think I had a lot of conversations with adults like this where they were checking to make sure I wasn’t going off the deep end

Real talk, how is stupid any less ableist than retard? Same meaning, same origin. It’s like telling people to stop calling black people n-words, call them coons instead. Pretty silly imo!

I put an IV line in every spring and top myself off with some DEET. Any skeeter that slurps my blood explodes from internal pressure buildup within minutes. My fucking ex wife brought this up in court to “prove” I’m not suited to take care of my children. Absolutely insane claim but the judge ate it up.

This episode fucked me up as a kid. I was so scared I’d get bitten by a worm man whenever I transported. Still get nervous sometimes…

I’ve known a few people who’ve undergone pedogenesis, so far one’s in the state prison and the others are probably gonna be there within a decade

37 hours from now, breaking news IDF tests new radiation beam weapon on group of gazan toddlers

It’s windows derangement syndrome, sadly afflicts many on the lemmyverse