1990s Carmageddon vibes

Laughed so hard as a kid after T-boning the shit out of some car and seeing limp off like a sad, nodding dorito

Bitch keep your kiddy-fiddling fivehead in genocideland

Golf. For the irony.

Swear to god the vibe coding movement is going to create so many new jobs in the ilk of “I hired some dude to write my startup thing and now it’s gone all to shit, can you make it actually good and scalable and responsive please?”

I have never been more disappointed to discover that something probably isn’t AI generated…

“From mar-a-lago to mars” what? Is that a real fucking book?

And yet… *gestures broadly around*

Wholesome. The original and best use of pretrained transformer architectures

Wow thanks doc. All I needed to do to stop anxiety was to just stop having anxious thoughts. Who tf knew?!

Lol airline has no idea what a united workforce means.

“Lick my boots or you’re fired!”

“Ok, fire us all then I guess. Have fun running your airline Mr.”

How terrifying of the witch to curse the prince with immaculately fixed up, long, glossy hair.

It would make Russia’s invasion an aggressive action against a NATO state and leave them open to actual retaliation and sanctions. Putin doesn’t like that, so his dribbling elderly pug has been told to say it’s bad.

Who giggles over fb marketplace messaging?

This feels like the opposite of progressive politics

Gassing is a war crime tho

So she was as talking about my fat seal pup all along? Dammit!

That… Is a challenging wank

He’s even older than Wesley Crusher

Maybe it would be safer for kids to walk places if you didn’t have pedos embedded in your whole infrastructure

Serves you right. What did they ever do to you?