Yes, I have a sometimes uncomfortably tight foreskin and even asked my doctor about it. In the end, I decided it wasn’t bad enough to warrant the surgery.

Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake’s plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.

That’s real childhood trauma.

I’ve been using GrapheneOS for a while, which should minimise disruptions, but I’m also hoping the Linux phone ecosystem improves before Google locks down Android completely.

Rude of Pete to expect soldiers to stay lean without the ozempic and cocaine he uses to stay trim.

They enemy of your enemy isn’t always your friend. Criticising the Democrats doesn’t necessarily mean supporting the GOP.

This has been our family wifi SSID for almost 20 years, and over 2 continents. 😂

… shitty camera angels…

Shitty camera angels are the worst! Like, why even consider an Archangel when there are Seraphim and Cherubim out there!

High Definition video Is the single worst thing to happen to porn. I need a little bit of mystery, who actually wants video fidelity so high you can see every skin tag and ingrown hair?

Rest in Piss

This is only the first stage.

Next you’ll stop gaming completely, but still enjoy watching others play.

Then even watching gets annoying. That’s where I am now. I don’t know what’s next.

Excessive income causes brain damage

Dicks out for Jane Goodall?

‘Small Gods’ is one of my favourite Pratchett books. I can’t beleive it hasn’t been made into a movie yet.

虾饺ius

???

A year ago I would have been worried about this, but YouTube is so full of AI slop now that I barely watch it.

Struggle?! The ol’ Bunnings snag is a delicacy!