Even a broken clock…

Step 1: have a copy of the Epstein files
Step 2: trump bends over

Send more billionaires

Rat from a sinking ship?

They took advantage of a mentally disabled octogenarian?! /s

Give you one guess

Oh yes, its much, much less than nothing

He’s not wrong

Narrator: He was not, in fact, struck by a car at all

Unfortunately the only things that are guaranteed to be slop free are things published in the time before AI. Classics like SICP will always be relevant

People from red states can’t read and write which makes it impossible to vote by mail

It’s a Tesla, they just do that

Kamacho was smarter than trump and listened to Not Sure, reality is much much worse

The wait continues

Idiocracy was not intended to be an instruction manual