Related.

That’s the shit

I can’t get my drug dealer to text me back and these kids are getting freebies on Snapchat? Fucking bullshit.

Videogaming, porn and gambling gave boys such dopamine hits that anything else they did felt boring.

Kids these days don’t understand the rush of dumping their entire allowance into 15 minutes of Street Fighter, comitting borderline felonies while riding bicycles around the neighborhood, and then going into the woods to jerk it to that one Playboy before going over Steve’s house to worship the devil.

No, because the themes are tolerance and inclusion. Their children should be forced to learn those values in the context of sexual identity. They should be taught that their parents are bigots.

Don’t worry about the sun. It’s meant to be there.

Azumarill. The Huge Power ability paired with Belly Drum makes it one of the best SV Terra Raid Pokémon.

This was a great read

lol, lmao

Minification isn’t the same as obfuscation, though. The only way I can think to obfuscate HTML would be to replace every element with a custom element.

HTML Obfuscator

Fucking what

Isn’t that… how tickets work? The only way you’re not “pre-ordering” a ticket is if you buy it at the door after the show has started.

Please, boil the ocean to give me a pleasant, factually dubious reply.

When Nick Castellanos got that Grand Slam I reflexively checked the news.

TIL Tina Fey is more famous than Taylor Swift and Will Smith.

wE CaN aRgUe SeMaNtiCs aLL dAy

we shouldn’t be fracturing the communities

Maybe use the same protocol, then.

JT gunned down their whole team.

It’s probably already a Butthole Surfers song.

@joshuaboniface on Mar 8, 2021

Thank you for this list. We are aware of quite a few, but for reasons of backwards compatibility they’ve never been fixed. We’d definitely like to but doing so in a non-disruptive way is the hard part.

Holy fuck what a reply.

I’d probably put the cutoff at less than a tenth that amount.

Not if you want federation.

The answer is probably GoToSocial, which suggests that it can run on 512MB.