Why do I think this is heated instead of cooled?

Come get a nice steaming paper cone of egg salad!

Clever girl…

You’re whack, that’s awesome.

I have two Dyson stick vacs, maybe they’re less robust. Both have broken in different ways. They’re still mostly usable, but are now annoying to use.

My Filter Queen, on the other hand, has been a champ for over two decades and will still be running when I’m dead.

Avoid Dysons (easy at your price point), they’re too fragile. I’d find a local vacuum repair shop and get a refurbished vacuum. It’ll probably be something you pass down to your kids.

I kinda figured as much as soon as I posted. D’oh.

When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer…

I read a short story with a very similar theme, could have been that book.

Closest I’ve read is Lord of the Flies.

No gills for me, sadly.

Fair. A boat anchored at a Pacific Island, while they exist.

Maybe I’ll dock at the Pacific garbage patch and distill my fuel from microplastics.

Depends, are we riding out the rise of fascism or riding out WWIII? Those are two highly different scenarios.

Either way, a Pacific island sounds nice.

Monster chopper is undeniably cool, but I’m all on board for monster trike.

“There is honestly no enticement you could offer to make starting this process worthwhile for me. Good luck.”

The pardon is already being written. And I’d wager he’d have no qualms about running either.

So sleepy now.

Keep them handy, I’ve had this model before and you will suddenly find yourself needing more BRRRRRTs very quickly.

I’m sure they’d love to live in the Dakotas. Bye!

They should build a Canadian entrance and then board up the American one.

They could have pivoted and gone to e-commerce, but no, they stuck with the department store model, despite everyone else failing at it. Evolve or die.

Someone will buy the name and it’ll “have a comeback”, but the real deal is dead. Sad, yes. Worth saving? No.