I dislike AI slop, especially when it’s making this giant haemorrhoid more human-like. Also, must’ve been generated with an older model

I know it’s satire, but this is more or less the same shit corpos use to bail themselves out.

It says a lot when only the Nats are scummy enough to take bribes donations from the ciggy companies

The problem is not the menstruation crustacean station, how can it be? It’s amazing. The problem is they aren’t suited for each other.

Where the hell do I get one of these? My wife would love it.

Duck is as good as Google was before they got gimped by laws and insane levels of advertising. Have been using it religiously for months, no issues.

Yes, I’m sure people will absolutely flock to cigarettes because they have become cheaper. That is exactly why people smoke: Price, nothing related to addiction, smell or taste.

There is too much stupidity in this world. If they cared about health rather than profiteering, they would’ve implemented a system that prevents purchasing cigarettes for people born after 2008. In 100 years, no one would be able to buy cigarettes (they’d also be deceased) and they’d stop selling them.

Why even bother with the planet at all? They clearly don’t give a shit, just fire all the nukes and get it over and done with.

Fair. Also GTA:SA was top tier.

Hell, still is.

Good. The fewer people who use GitHub, the better. Plenty of alternatives are available that do not train their AI slop products off of AI slop-generated codebases.

Excellent. There’s no use blindly increasing maximum throughput without focusing on reliability and signal strength. Given Wifi 7’s max speeds, Wifi 8 really doesn’t need to focus on that at all.

Micro$lop doing more anticompetitive monopoly tactics? Why I never!

Because they’re full of shit, just like all of the opposition.

Good, burn the parasitic corporations in this world.

Go-karts. Then sex, followed by more go-karts and pizza

What is this? A glory hole for ants?!

It’s entirely too low to the ground, even for a dude with dwarfism

Thanks for the information. Based on studies and articles I’ve come across, paraphilias such as paedophilia, sadism, and many others tend to behave like addictions; allowing oneself to indulge increases the likelihood of needing that “fix” again. Overall, normalising sexual interactions with child-like dolls seems like a bad idea, especially since paedophilic urges should never be acted upon to reduce offending against children.

Hacker news? The fuck?

If I had the money, world poverty would not exist. Those cunts in the world do but decide not to help: You’re a piece of shit.

I suddenly appreciate Indonesia:

• A whole day of peace and quiet? This is a dream come true!
• Imprisoning an arrogant Swedish tourist for mocking their day of peace and quiet.

New holiday destination unlocked! Specifically for that day.

The average yank: “A what?!”