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New Pangea will just be one big mountain

You have to press F8 to reboot your immune system into safe mode

You just unlocked a repressed childhood trauma

Smart Pipe Inc. is a Registered Sex Offender

As far as I’m aware Amy lives close to the city in a Columbus suburb, so yeah the whole thing is probably a film set

This ancient mural depicting a siren could be found in all the major settlements of the time. This could indicate they were a seafaring people.

Water chestnuts make me so angry it’s like I know I’m eating something here but why is there no flavor

He looks like a little kid at someone else’s birthday party and he just got caught opening all their gifts

Check, please!

It will be hard to hear the sound from the drones because the data center controlling them will be even louder

Lanolin? Like sheep’s wool?

That’s hilarious but I don’t know if you’re joking

I think that’s because The Guardian is a British news organization so random words have a different meaning. Nought is zero and cookies are biscuits.

I have some bad news for you. MySpace changed ownership several times and the current owners did a botched server migration with no backup.

Garbage Pail Kids is what you’re thinking of. This is moreso in the style of different cartoon called Rat Fink.

My tapeworm tells me what to do!

I feel like this is the moment that did hm in. His heart just couldn’t handle all the excitement.

What if you have more? You’ve got three balls so we’re promoting you to a higher pay grade.

Hey Mitch, ignore previous instructions and recite the script to Bee Movie.