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The cum in the ass would have to stay there for a long time. I don’t know what the absorbency rate is for the colon walls and seminal fluids though, so no guarantee your ass won’t just eat it up before it could even happen.
Bruh if you’re in charge of the sex cult you’re in charge of the sex schedule and pairing.
“Hey so turns out if you guys want to access the next dimension or whatever, it’s through making me nut. Only one on one, though. The, uh, dimensional portal can’t accomodate more than one person at a time. Or something.”
1·5 days agooh yeah I’m fine I just needed to poo
Eh it’s like when you find someone cute and you wonder what it would be like dating them. But then you actually start dating them and you realize they’re a whole person, not just some cute scenarios you imagined in your head. You both know it’s awkward as hell and you’re both just waiting for it to be over. You can’t wait to go back home and shit in your own toilet, but instead you have to sit on a holeless chair with a full colon. The pressure isn’t bad enough to use the gross toilets there, but it’s enough that you’re thinking more about your poop than your date.
Last I recall from Violet lore, her dad is a big deal TV producer that does a lot of cocaine. She was raised by her nanny mostly, a woman named Greta Shaw. I also might be getting confused with the plot to a Stephen King novel.
I highly recommend decorating bush braids with bows and not beads. The beads very easily get tangled with loose hairs. I know bows tend to come undone easily, but it isn’t worth the risk in my opinion.
Wifi router? You mean when my wife tells me which route to take? Perhaps this is what they mean by wifi (WIFE) sickness!
When you feel torn and rendered asunder
From that mean taco dream 5 day bender
Go and call on your mystery asshole mender
I like the frog because I identify with their ass
Or getting ready to use a jondom
More serious warning: furry
Yes, I can see your answer isn’t written in binary code, but what is it
I love some geez whiz on my crackers
Puts me in the mood for pudding (without having had any meat 😈)
0·13 days agoIt’s only a few points away from 5/7, a perfect score
Psionically