Her too, sure. Amongst many, many others in the current administration regime.

Just Clarence Thomas doing Clarence Thomas things.

Yeah, but in this case the author made it because a phone was all he had.

Which is unfortunately completely understandable. Sometimes I think Americans (and a few other notable polities) forget who owns their damn country. Despite what the bits stored on the SSD’s of their Swiss banks might otherwise indicate, it’s not the small handful of billionaires. It’s not the politicians either. It’s the people actually paying their taxes rather than dodging them.

I firmly believe that when a significant proportion of 340 million individuals collectively decide something has to be done, then that thing will get done, one way or the other. Regrettably, the members of the American Aristocracy are really good at dividing and conquering the hoi polloi.

Still think Ukraine’s the problem, dipsticks?

How the fuck do these dim bulbs ever get this rich in the first place?

Look, I’m all for rich leeches having less money, but I’d prefer it if we didn’t let them piss precious resources away on stupid shit when there’s real problems to be solved. How about just seizing some of their obscene wealth and build some solar farms, fund fusion research or build cheap housing for the homeless or something?

I can see why the author did it, and I always respect a person willing to scratch their own itch and maybe help out other people with theirs in the process. With that said, why would anybody who has any other option want to code - let alone build - software on a phone?

Then again, maybe there’s plenty of people out there who haven’t got any other options. And anything that makes people’s phones more like a real computer under their control is a good thing in my book.

Eh, Trump has literally no idea precisely why he’s doing anything. He’s… a Vibe President. Unfortunately for all of us, it’s a horror-dystopic vibe.

Well, he does look guilty – in the best way imaginable.

Welp, I’ll dust of ye olde membership card – I think I still have it in a drawer somewhere. I wonder if I can still fit myself into that snazzy uniform.

Gods, why? Vacuum is the ultimate thermal insulator, so getting rid of waste heat is troublesome, launching large amounts of hardware into orbit isn’t exactly cheap, electronics will need additional EM / particle shielding and maintenance when something inevitable breaks or wears out might be a bit harder than usual.

Well, it’d be highly contingent on what set of packages one has installed, but it’s an interesting question.

No, it’s just meaningless greeble with some chromatic aberration slapped on it.

In the wise words of Sol Robeson to Max in Aronofsky’s Pi:

You want to find the number 216 in the world, you will be able to find it everywhere. 216 steps from a mere street corner to your front door. 216 seconds you spend riding on the elevator. When your mind becomes obsessed with anything, you will filter everything else out and find that thing everywhere.

Stop looking for patterns where none exist. It’s a great way to drive yourself crazy.

Trump: Advancing the regressive enshittification of America, one bad policy decision at a time. Still waiting for the day Americans decide they’ve had enough ‘winning’.

“Yes, but after you do, it’ll be blazing fast in the twenty minutes before you’ll have to recompile due to software updates.”

“So, you’re saying that it would have been really efficient if all my eight cores weren’t constantly pegged building software?”

“…Uh, yes.”

“And that optimizing software for the native architecture could have enabled power savings, if those machines weren’t all burning oceans of kilowatt hours building the same software over and over again redundantly?”

“Ah…”

Honestly, who knows?

I presume the remaining 20% are either fascists or so high on fentanyl that they’re unaware of what decade it currently is.

We all knew he was more nutty than squirrel shit, but this really takes the cake pecan pie.

^{Disclaimer: May be immediately followed by blind panic.}