• Captain Aggravated
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    47 months ago

    Toilets are effective at pushing shit, piss and vomit into the sewer while preventing sewer gases from entering your home, and they also double as chairs when not in excremental use. You can also use a toilet to repair the mental defects of a billionaire if you drop it from high enough, I don’t think toilet paper functions in that way.

    • @[email protected]
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      27 months ago

      All I’m saying is that I found the extra-restroom utility of TP when I had a sinus infection.

      • @[email protected]
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        17 months ago

        Uh, yeah, but, ACKSHOO-UHLEE you’re both wrong.

        The floor, walls, and ceiling of that room provide you with protection from the elements.

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          7 months ago

          Edit:stupid carriage return formatting

          For me, at least, the walls and ceiling just trap heat

          (10pm w/ fans downstairs used as intake)