Wait, I thought Porsche was the parent company and VW was an offshoot created from one of Hitler’s requests(?) to make a car affordable for the people.

And Moses, or whoever it was, was likely high as fuck on shrooms when he found the burning bush.

Beanstalk

Honestly, it’s become so much of a habit that I would sometimes use mine when turning around the perimeter of a parking lot without thinking, despite it being a corner where a turn is the only option.

Amazon still wants to retain a sense of ownership of their Kindle devices, despite it being the user who one who bought and owns it.

It’s a similar idea (albeit corrupt) idea to communism, where you don’t own anything, as everyone owns it. (there’s a USSR emblem in the corner, signifying the meme has an oppressive communistic feel about the subject)

People going crazy over sea cockroaches

I’ve always saw BBT as just a way to re-normalize making fun of neurodivergant people.

o,O

To be fair, they’d have to be running at full speed.

There’s a Olympic record of a 8.95m jump by Mike Powell in '91, so for a much more larger and stronger *4-legged animal it’s not too surprising.

It was an archive of hacker/skiddie-friendly files hidden within that image. Things likes tools to overload/flood a website or server, keyloggers, and other things to leave behind, like offensive images or even a virus.

It’s been 10+ years since I’ve seen it float around though.

You’re not standing upright, but standing in a squatting position. Semantics, I guess.

It’s more of a squat, hovering over the toilet seat.

Sit in a chair, rest your elbows on your knees, and lift your ass. Now, use the elbow of your non-wiping arm to keep the support while you wipe using the other arm’s hand.

Is there enough paper on earth?

Pairs well with a brave little appliance

Cheeto will ‘gift’ Russia Alaska for its help with Greenland

Alone: billionaire version

Return the slab

They still need to be unlocked