• Drusas
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    295 months ago

    Who doesn’t tattoo jokes onto their body?

    • metaStatic
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      85 months ago

      emo kids with dotted lines on their wrists sweating right now

        • @[email protected]
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          35 months ago

          The chungus I have poking out of my butt cleavage is gonna get me put on a list isn’t it

            • @[email protected]
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              25 months ago

              My butt cleavage is pretty uneventful. I got that put there to give the colonoscopy techs a laugh.

              • @[email protected]
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                25 months ago

                I got mine because I figured it would be good for bets.

                “Hey random person at the bar, I bet you a drink I have your name tattooed on my ass”

                I don’t drink anymore though.

                Funnily enough, I did have a colonoscopy recently, and I did not mention my tattoo beforehand. Afterwards, when I regained consciousness, I told them I hoped anything I had said before being aware was harmless and entertaining, and the nurse said “You were plenty entertaining” :(